“Name five footballers for a million pounds”
Reporting from a hipster coffee shop, central London… “Harry Kane… “Cristiano Ronaldo… “Lionel Messi… “ummmmmmm Jonathan Kimmich? “And that guy I thought was a rugby player” (she means Wayne Rooney) A sterling effort by Bet Chat Bec there but not enough for today’s jackpot. Better luck next time. November’s fantasy football winners I realise I’m a …